TOP 7 Ways to be a SAM[smart-ass-masochist]
- Take out your toolbox, grab a hacksaw, and cut the heels off of her pretty, new thigh-high boots.
- Grab the Super-Glue and glue the tips of all her nipple clamps together.
- Practice your knot tying with her bondage ropes… make sure you leave the knots in before putting it back in the toy bag.
- In the middle of that morning spanking, start yawning and snoring.
- While you are waiting for her to finish spanking, start grading her each stroke on scale of 0 to 10.
- Is she rushing to meet a deadline at work? Perfect! Call every 15 minutes with questions like “How many sugars should I put in my coffee?” and “I have turned on the TV, what channel I am allowed to watch?”
- Take out her nail polish and decorate all his toys with red polka-dots.
Top 7 Ways to be a ROS[really obnoxious sadist]
- For gagging, use Giant Super Bubble gum, finding the weirdest flavor possible.
- When your sub starts turning blue from too-tight bounds, tell them how it brings out the color of his eye.
- For wax-play, paint your sub entirely black, and then cover the whole area with wax. then scratch the colors off with a toothpick, revealing an interesting design underneath.
- Sit upright for a backrub, keep saying “a little to the left” until they get dizzy from going around you.
- Super glue the nipple clamps while they are ON him.
- When you sub begs to cum, look perplexed and say, “silly…you are already here”
- Insist that you are a born natural with a bull whip.